Would you get into any kind of trouble if I mailed you a 55-gallon drume of Aleve? I mean, it's not illegal, is it--just not available? Because I can get it easily. Ditto cortisone cream. (And, for that matter, grits, I just don't know if you want 'em enough to get them mailed.) I haven't seen any Nonoxynol-9 suppositories but maybe I could hunt 'em down.

However, the service in restaurants here in Jersey City is *grotesquely* bad and no matter how many Nouvelle Pits open the barbecue isn't up to much anywhere near NYC.