When I learned that her kid was named after Van Halen, in my head I went "Aw, wrong 'Van'".

AHHAHAHAHAAHAH! I had that exact same thought. :D

And yeah...I've just been reading this morning since I got to work thanks to still being internetless at home, but I'm already frustrated and wrung out by it all. I'm not sure I can make it through the next two months. I might end up with my keyboard permanently implanted in my forehead. *G*