Ah hah hah! I hadn't thought of that, exactly, but you're right! Cats in space!

Oh, it's not just the furriners who have the unholy love for Dan Brown - it's pretty much everyone who's willing to ship to Canada seems to have a copy of The Davinci Code they're hoping to get rid of. I guess that shows better taste than not giving away their copies. Still, it reminds of how, for a period of many, many, many years, it was like some kind of law that every used record store, no matter how specialized or obscure or snooty, had to have at least three copies of Frampton Comes Alive! on sale, extra-cheap.

All of which is to say that we can expect to see Dan Brown in some embarrassing reality TV show involving rehab in about fifteen years.