I love living single and alone. I can eat what I want, watch what I want, come and go as I please, come home and take off my bra and change into my sweats. The only expectations come from the cats, and that's because they can't open their own cans, catch a bus to the vet, or empty their own litter boxes.

My mother worries about my being lonely, but that's not the case. I can honestly say that I am far more emotionally healthy this way - cats only!