ext_1373 ([identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] lolaraincoat 2007-01-19 12:49 am (UTC)

and that reminds me of a true-life story that really happened to me

Years ago when we were first dating and both living in a very small town, Fishwhistle took me to an appointment in a nearby city for an outpatient gyn procedure. While waiting for me, he picked up a copy of Cosmo in which he encountered an article titled, no kidding, "Set His Thighs on Fire! Here's How!"

He still asks me about it once in a while -- "Lola," he says, shyly, "you wouldn't ever set my thighs on fire, would you?"

"Not even if you asked me to," I assure him. "It's probably not even legal here."

And the moral of the story is, magazines can ruin your relationship.


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