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...and before she was hustled off the stage, the wild-eyed author was reported to have shouted, "And that's not all! Remus was gay! Tonks was gay! Cedric Diggory was gay! Sirius was gay and Snape was gay and Fred was gay, unless it was George! No, Fred! Fred was gay! And George's ear was gay too! And Dobby was a gay, gay elf! And Hedwig! Hedwig was gay, gay, gay! I LOVE MY DEAD GAY CHARACTERS!"

Neither Rowling nor her press representatives were available for comment at press time.
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Date: 2007-10-20 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
Thank you, thank you. I am honestly torn between fury and glee about Canon!Queer!Dumbledore, with a smidgen of awe at how very much it matters to me.
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Date: 2007-10-20 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bethbethbeth.livejournal.com
Ahem!

WHAT ABOUT SNAPE?? HE WAS GAY TOO OMG!!

Date: 2007-10-20 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
SNAPE'S NOT DEAD OMG!11!!1

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Date: 2007-10-20 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
Erm, that is, thanks, good point, I edited.

Date: 2007-10-20 03:06 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] isiscolo.livejournal.com
Your momma's wand is GAY.

Date: 2007-10-20 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
No, YOUR momma's wand is GAYER.

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Date: 2007-10-20 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] majrgenrl8.livejournal.com
Best post of the night.

Date: 2007-10-20 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
Thank you! And now, let the wanking begin! - er, fandom_wank style wanking, I mean.

Date: 2007-10-20 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sociofemme.livejournal.com
This is the best ever.

He was GAY except he never EVER HAD ANY ICKY ACTUAL SEX EWWWWWWWWWWW.

UNREQUITED LOL.

Date: 2007-10-20 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
Thank you, thank you.

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Date: 2007-10-20 03:11 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] femmequixotic
Ahem.

You left out Draco...the gayest of them all...

XD

Date: 2007-10-20 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
WHAT! NO!!! ONLY DED WIZARDS ARE GAY!!! DUDE WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING!?!

Date: 2007-10-20 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djinnj.livejournal.com
I like to think that "unrequited" only stood for his first crush. No matter how JKR slices, Dumbles was old when he kicked it. Plenty of room in there for hot Wizard on Wizard lovin'. Especially considering how dapper he was in his prime.

Date: 2007-10-20 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
Oh, yeah. I'm not troubled by her "unrequited" comment so much - it's just that the dead gay character thing, which is kind of the Tragic Mulata de notres jours.

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Date: 2007-10-20 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com
I am in awe of the glorious perpetual wank factory that is my unmissed, unlovd ex-fandom. *gets comfy chair and field glasses and settles in to watch*

Date: 2007-10-20 03:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] isiscolo.livejournal.com
We aim to please, ma'am. *points to icon*

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Date: 2007-10-20 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] contrary-wise.livejournal.com
Did you read the Newsweek version? I do believe they missed the point initially.

And zomg, I just finished rereading The Order of the Phoenix today so I could finally read book 6 and then make it to the end of the series remembering all that had come before. Will this news improve the story or kill my fantasy fodder?

Date: 2007-10-20 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
I'm all O.o that she's bothering to do a press tour. They can't even possibly imagine that she could sell any more books than she already has, can they?

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Date: 2007-10-20 04:27 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] kaiz.livejournal.com
Hedwig gay? Noooooo! But she did have a BDSM threesome with Fawkes and Pigwigeon! *snerk*

Date: 2007-10-21 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
Hah! She did not! She was totally not into that interspecies romance! No phoenixes for her!

Date: 2007-10-20 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkfinity.livejournal.com
You forgot Mad-Eye Moody on that list.

And maybe Regulus /and Barty Jr, too?

Personally, I think it's a good, sensible plot decision - I just wish she hadn't been blinkered all these past years...

Date: 2007-10-21 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
To say nothing of James and Lily!

I agree - it's a great thing. And yet it pisses me off too. And yet it's a great thing. And yet ...

*goes around in circles*

Date: 2007-10-20 08:31 am (UTC)
fourth_rose: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fourth_rose
*applauds you*

Date: 2007-10-21 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
*bows to you*

Date: 2007-10-20 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *wets self laughing*

*hands you the "winz teh intenetz" award*

Date: 2007-10-21 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
*bows to you, humbly*

Date: 2007-10-20 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redatt.livejournal.com
[Just passing by on friendsfriends ... you made me chortle :~)]

Does that make Harry bisexual? After all, he did die too, sort of, and then he stopped being dead!

OMG! Harry Potter ... cured of being gay?

Date: 2007-10-21 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
Brilliant! Harry Potter, ex-gay!

Date: 2007-10-20 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meri-oddities.livejournal.com
Heh. I'm snickering over the whole thing. I mean, please. *g*

Date: 2007-10-21 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
I know!

And also, I owe you email. I'm trying to get to all the rl email today and the one to you is on the stack.

Date: 2007-10-20 01:24 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-10-21 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
*bows to you*

Date: 2007-10-20 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elphaba-of-oz.livejournal.com
This is the only sensible thing I've read about the whole, sordid stunt.

Date: 2007-10-21 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
Well, you know me: sensible to a fault.

Heh.

Date: 2007-10-21 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] snegurochka_lee
And George's ear was gay too!

Mwah!!! Love it. :)

Date: 2007-10-21 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
Thank you!

*weepz for tragic Ear of George*

Date: 2007-10-23 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arallara.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaha!!! I've been blessed to miss all the wank over this, but this post is hands down the most awesome thing I've seen posted about all this anywhere.
Thank you for making me laugh and laugh and laugh. *g*

Date: 2007-10-23 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolaraincoat.livejournal.com
aw, thank you!

Date: 2007-10-23 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] julia-fractal.livejournal.com
LOL, you have my favorite take on the whole Dumbledore is gay incident :)

Oddly enough, I read about Dumbledore's outing on LJ over the weekend and didn't think much more about it. Then my straight friends saw it in the papers and ran to me going "What did you think of this?!"

P.S. Lupin and Tonks are still gay queer in my books!

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